► ‘But
Annie had no interest in drawing, flower pressing, ponies or
Edit Blyton books.’
►
‘Nerdy
males in flasher-macs would sidle uneasily to her door after
sundown.'
►
‘...however
ugly, strange, skinny, obese, socially unacceptable or downright
unsanitary.’
►
'And Craig, remember, my name is
Fantazyah when it’s just you and me...'
►
'Short blond hair, late 40s, a good figure with a
large but very tired bust, and a hard face.'
► '
A popular show, Urban Celebrity sought out oddball contestants
from all walks of life.'
►
'On the bed lay a large pile of photos of young girls – all virgins.'
►
'There’s only one problem, Mum,
they said I’d have to have a boob-job.'
►
‘Mid-forties,
two days’ stubble, breath and clothing that stank of cigarettes
– and dirty nails.'
►
'Realistically she looked like a ditzy teen who’d raided her
older sister’s wardrobe.'
►
'A
scruffy tot with ice-cream round his mouth asked Annie if she
was a film star.'
►
'A
celebrity assignment in the United Arab Emirates with a real
Sheik. It seemed unreal!'
►
'Dr Robertson will give you an 'examination', luv - it's routine
for all new trainee celebs...'
►
'Annie’s
head spun with euphoric release as the spirit of Fantazyah
infused her body.'
►
'His mouth dropped open, his eyes
became glazed, and his face went into deathly repose.'
►
'We’ve been told that if you don’t
please him, you and your parents will be shot dead!'
► 'Aged
eighty-seven, he’d lived life to the full, indulging every far
corner of hedonism.'